January 2012
Cheating is a choice not a mistake.
Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd
septemberraincloud:
it’s ok i dont have a boyfriend really, i have my bed to myself, i dont have to share my cake, my socks, my jackets, my chocolate, my pillows, my duvet, my chips, or my comfy space on the sofa.
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Become sick, lose followers.
Okay.
I won’t be blogging much, as I’m sick. Sowwy. :c
Oh of course I'm not your type, because I am...
Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who...
lexxlovesladies:
You know your life sucks ass when your mom, who you’ve been extremely close to since you were 12, hates your guts.
games.
j-e-r-a:
I like to play mind games with myself; whether they be intentional or unintentional is my guess. Every time I see a status on Facebook about someone I know who misses someone else, I automatically seem to think that they are talking about me. Even if I don’t have feelings for this person, I seem to always have the hope that someone actually thinks of me, as if I am of any importance.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.